Essex Back Slang

its a bit hard to explain but, the general rule is you put 'UVAG' in the middle of a syllable. Unless there is a noun next to the UVAG, then, you replace the 'U' with what ever noun is next to it.
For example, the 'C' in cat, is one syllable, so you would put Cuvag-at.. 'CAT' cuvag-at.
An example when using a noun, 'HELLO' hEVAGell-lUVAGo. :)

I think thats about it,
suvago uvagi wuvagill buvage uvagoff thuvagen.
buvag-ye buvag-ye.
X

suvago uvagi wuvagill buvage uvagoff thuvagen.
govag-ood luvag-uck wuvagith Evagess-uvagex buvagack-sluvagang!
buvag-ye buvag-ye.

so i will be off then.
good luck with Essex Back slang!
byebye.

by Ollie. March 5, 2008

Essex girl

Essex girl = a female from Essex!!!!!!! (Essex, England)

me....I'm FEMALE and I'm from ESSEX, there for I'm an Essex Girl.

by EssexAmi January 21, 2008

herbal essence

that sticky-icky-icky... ohh wee! put it the de air!

i was burnin that herbal essence; it had me zooted!

by vaguegus May 10, 2005

essex

your all wankers, i live in essex yer, and i dont know one person called sharon or tracy. it aint just got chavs either, theres grungers n'all. theres chavs n retards anywhere you go. i love essex, i fink its cool

Essex is a pucker county in england

by luke1990 December 28, 2005

essephar

A legion of élite highwaymen, pirates, and other judicial vigilantes, who are inevitably on the wrong side of the powers that be, and yet not for the purpose of working against them. Often unsung heroes, misunderstood, lovable rogues, who do not reveal all their cards until precisely the right moment. Never to be underestimated, crossed, or taken lightly, these highly-trained avengers are snake-like in their infiltration, hulk-like in their revealed presence, and armageddon-like in their destruction of their target.

Origins: The Dalnet #SmokeFilledRoom which housed the initial conspirators; the first essephar council. Now to be found on irc://irc.irchighway.net/#smokefilledroom fighting the good fight in one way or another.

Also:
essepharon - member of essephar
essepharesque - similar to essephar
essepharian victory - victory in the style of essephar
essephar council - the core of essephar, original and senior members

1. An essepharian victory was enjoyed by the 22nd Regiment as they entered the base of the enemy and liquidated all hostiles.
2. The Magnificent Seven are a veritable essephar council.
3. Essephar operations are feared the world over.

by ivan July 13, 2003

Essex

Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.

Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.

But do not go to Essex for a holiday.

If you ever want to have kids then do a runner, come to Essex, you will achieve it in 1 night!

by Cloud November 22, 2004

Essential Oils

The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.

Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.

I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018