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Estes
1)Filthy, balding, non-spanish speaking illegal immigrant who swears he is nothing more than one of 6 offspring of two white parents. Can normally be identified by the half eaten bag of trail-mix that someone else purchased sitting in the front seat of his plastic "Ferrari of Saturns".
Normally impressed by items "Not sold in stores" or "As seen on TV".
Has a VIP pass to every swap meet and flea market in the Central valley. he can be seen jumping at the chance to purchase anything being sold cheaper than MSRP and reselling the product for the smallest profit available, sometimes even losing money during the process.
Can be found in the early evenings rummaging through your refridgerator while bitching about the lack of food you have for him to take.
2) Beaner in denial.
Normally impressed by items "Not sold in stores" or "As seen on TV".
Has a VIP pass to every swap meet and flea market in the Central valley. he can be seen jumping at the chance to purchase anything being sold cheaper than MSRP and reselling the product for the smallest profit available, sometimes even losing money during the process.
Can be found in the early evenings rummaging through your refridgerator while bitching about the lack of food you have for him to take.
2) Beaner in denial.
ESTES
ESTES by Sssshyiygfyagfuygfuy June 9, 2022
Estes Express lines
Jim "joe you are fired for trying to park your in the lot"
Joe " aw shit I just had this job for one day."
Estes Express lines because we can fire you
Joe " aw shit I just had this job for one day."
Estes Express lines because we can fire you
Estes Express lines by mopar December 1, 2009
Will Estes
Will Estes by H April 10, 2005
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