eldezumḥarümphejuskerde

to chase a donkey, mule or similar ungulate without any pants on. It is uncertain if that means the chaser has no pants on or if the chasee has no pants on. The dotted "h" sound is pronounced with a hacking phlegm, sort of like Achmed the dead terrorist. (pronounced ehl-deh-zuhm-*phlegm*ah-room-feh-juhs-kehr-day)

Fred: Wheee! I'm drunk as a stunk! Hey, where's Hector?

Tom: He's so plastered, he's out committing some eldezumḥarümphejuskerde!

Fred: Niiiice!

Hector: Heeeeey! Come back here you ass!

by Aunty Grinderpants October 11, 2008

Elden Ring

Synonym for old asshole

Bro I was giving my grandpa a sponge bath and I had to clean his elden ring

by KetamineKrabs911 March 27, 2022

Elden Ring

A magnificent and beautifully crafted game for virgins and people who genuinely want to hurt themselves on another level.

For those who are maidenless

Jhon: Yo dude, I've been playing alot of Elden Ring lately...

Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much

by Elden Rat of Masochism May 4, 2022

Eldecabo

A brand of extremely rare rum, consumed only by those the Cap'n and Bosun deem worthy. Consists of a top secret recipe that they themselves have probably forgotten, and has many, many wonderful side effects. Found mainly in NH, USA, and New Zealand.
Y'arrrrr.

Eldecabo. It owns Captain Morgan.

by Cap'n&Bosun November 10, 2008

elderly school

a school of tough rap created by elderly people.

Yo, Money! Gerry Geriatric is rhymin' at the club tonight! Bringin' it elderly school!!!!!

by Stanley Turrentine December 25, 2007

Elder Jr

Group of two People , such as Grandfather and Grandson , they will be called Elder Jr , Its also considered as a person with multiple Personalities , as in hes Elder in age but with his coolness people thinks his Jr , as in Cool Grandparents. As in gaming feild Elder Jr is also considered as a beast tank

Alex: Did you look at Elder Jr ?
Alysha: Yes hes so cool and a beast!

by Zexonater August 14, 2009

elderlynet

when old people get on the internet and take everything they see to heart or just play solitaire all day.

Grandma :" I was on myspacetoday and Tom's going to start charging me to have and account and I am not going to pay"

Grandma : " I dont have the internet but I stayed up the other night until 3 am playing solitaire on the computer "

Both examples of the "elderlynet"

by yogitommyd December 4, 2010