Where a fit young girl has top bollocks, an older chesticularly gravity afflicted lady will have bottom bollocks.
1:)
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.
2:)
Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.
2:)
Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.
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An exclamation of disgust with someone deeply fucking stupid. Very handy when some stupid chav doesn't get a joke.
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A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore
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Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore
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*taps fingers, looks round to make sure noone is watching* then ta da, type bollocks and look all innocent :)
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assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him
drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
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assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him
drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it
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To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.
Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.
Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
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