"Duece"umpthing.

A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"

I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.

by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009

Spruce Duece

Dropping a terd so big, thats floats and will only fly once.

I'm going to the bathroom to drop a spruce duece.

by Craze Jizoe May 13, 2010

duece

another word for a gun the nyc drill rappers use.

"Get that duece, nigga!"

by j dotty March 6, 2023

Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks

Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!

by Dingbat1 April 9, 2009

duece-uh-lingous

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.

I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 28, 2024

Duece

A sip of beer then you throw the bottle at a crack dealer.

Did you just duece a cop?

by Carrythrive.goldfix October 2, 2021

Noc Duecing

When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.

"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"

by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016