diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.

Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

hand diddles

Sexual pleasure from hand stimulation.

I was driving down the road and the hand diddles was so good I had to stick my gum in the ashtray.

by Kevin Michael Bradley February 16, 2009

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

whore-diddle pistol

A six-gun such as the Colt Walker Dragoon known for its length and size; the name suggesting it is large enough to satisfy a sporting woman.

MacDonough knew that the Pinkerton's whore-diddle pistol would punch a hole in him big enough to drive a mule-team through.

by Rev. Poe March 6, 2010

Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.

Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler

by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010

frump diddles

uneasiness, anxiety, heebie jeebies, "the willies", "the creeps", nervousness.

Walking through the cemetery gave me the frump diddles.

by ann-isms October 18, 2011

jack diddly dipshit

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity

Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

by Jessikernville May 20, 2014