Draco Malfoy

that hot thang from the Harry Potter books. Thank you JK Rowling!!!

Ash: I have a confession to make.

Nip: Yeah?.. Go on..

Ash: I'm obsessed with a guy who doesn't even exist!!!

Nip: Really? Er.. and who is that guy?

Ash: DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-o

Nip: /:)

by ash loves choco April 3, 2008

minkus draconium

the technical term used to describe or otherwise characterize a speciman or being that embodies the trait of contentment with an unusal or strange situation

Jane! You little minkus draconium, how could you possibly be happy sitting there in a puddle of mudd, eating icecream and lettuce, wearing that polkadotted hat ??

by Millford Cubicle July 26, 2006

fun dracula

Fun Dracula(s) can often be identified by a few distinguishing characteristics.
1. A large, bulbous cranium.
2. Small, squinty, Asian-looking eyes.
3. Long, giraffe-like necks, capable of reaching great heights.

Lindsey has a large head, long neck, and might be Asian; I bet she is a Fun Dracula!

by bubbathedude February 18, 2007

draco malfoy

straight pimp. nothing else to be said

When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.

by Justin December 2, 2004

The Draco Trilogy

A fanfiction series written by popular author Cassandra Claire (whose latest novel City of Bones was recently released). The series consists of Draco Dormiens, Draco Sinister, and the final Draco Veritas. Pairings in the series include Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, and Draco/Blaise, among others (along with a hint of Harry/Draco). With all three series' word counts added, the entire Draco Trilogy is about a million words long, and is regarded as one of the best fanfiction series ever written.

Hermione: "You have a whole town named after you?"
Draco: "Yeah, amazing I haven't gotten a big head, isn't it?"
- The Draco Trilogy.

by ILoveDracoxoxo January 1, 2008

draculingus

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman during her menstrual period.

Originated in Redwood City, CA in 2008.

John is a draculingus fiend; Jane's on the rag and he still went down on her!

by ravalytic January 23, 2009

dracovish

Dracovish is an ungodly pokemon in Generation VIII that consists of a fish head on top of a Stegosaurus body. The head is attached by the tail, and half of the Stegosaurus body is missing which means no heart, lungs, stomach, or liver for Dracovish. It's main move is Fishious rend where Dracovish rends its target with its gills. It does not have a Gigantamax.

oh wow that's a very powerful dracovish you got there it totally beat my toxapex with its fishious rend

by Cumulus May 3, 2020