douchebag

Comcast

"Comcast are the definition of douchebags"

by Tracytron December 14, 2017

Douchebag

Ajit Pai is the ultimate form of the douche bag. Going from Verizon Lawyer to being designated as FCC Chairman by America's own Manchurian Candidate. He wants to make the internet shitty for literally everyone and probably doesn't know a thing about actual networking. Like literally nothing.

My name is Ajit Pai and I don't know a thing about networking but let me sell you on this fancy idea called "Internet Fast Lanes!"

Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!

by Frank Jaeger November 22, 2017

Douchebag

A term used by a teenage girl to reference a teenage boy

Hey, look at that douchebag over there he is so rude

by Jrocket22 October 24, 2017

Douchebag

Someone who is rude and selfish.

John is a complete douchebag because he wouldn't let me go to his parties.

by Oeedy December 21, 2017

Douchebag

Someone who owns atleast three snap backs, most of their wardrobe consists of sleeveless shirts and loose fitting jeans, carries sun glasses on their person more times than not and posts more selfies than the average joe, usually consisting of them with their shirt off.

Person 1: Did you see that picture Kyle posted on facebook with his shirt off and the hash tags?
Person 2: Yeah, what a douchebag.

by Your monther August 9, 2015

Douchebag

Someone not at the extreme point if fucker or motherfucker, but asshole and shit just doesn't make an effect on them, just another insulting name to throw around.

Person: dude I can't believe you cheated on her after just a month. You're such a douchebag

Person: you douchebag, you're always ditching us for that dumbass

by Kezi December 13, 2014

douchebag

Someone who has gone to the extreme of being a dick head

Fuck the street rat Jon Mozer. He's a complete douchebag.

by Rob Martian September 13, 2014