Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.

Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...

by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021

Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

da do doris

The act of doing tricks on that dick

If she don’t da do doris on it I don’t want her

by Jul rizzle April 11, 2025

hunky-dory

Everything is just fine. In World War I, Hungarian Dorothy was a prostitute who offered free services to the soldiers on the front lines, and was fondly remembered as Hunky Dory. “How’s it going?” “Hunky dory!”

“How’s it going?” “Everything’s Hunky-dory!”

by naftuli March 4, 2022

Dori

Best person ever very cool

"do u know Dori?"
"I seen her goofy ass on TikTok"
"@quandale_dingles_gf?"
"Yes bozo"

by @quandale_dingles_gf June 4, 2022

Dorie

The best player at Mario Kart

Person 1:I can't win a single race of Mario Kart.
Person 2: You must be going against a Dorie.

by CoopyBoy April 22, 2021

crumbly dory

the act of inserting a cookie or biscuit into someones rectum and then attempting to hoover it out by sucking on the subjects mouth. The event is usually dangerous, as an entire substance is reverse digested back up a persons body.

yeah, i gave her a crumbly dory. now she cant feel her face.

by Nut in it August 24, 2021