Dodging the Mirror

Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.

Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket

Tom:What are you doing?

Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.

Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....

by themainbwana July 30, 2009

DOOMING WIZARD

Will single-handedly DOOM your soul, no matter who ever tf you are. He will be the god of earth in 4 days

Me: Fuck off

DOOMING WIZARD: DOOM YOU
Me: OH no pls fuck my wife

by Tectone April 6, 2021

dootingdaily

An angry gaslighting individual online that explodes from time to time

Look it's dootingdaily having her monthly tantrum

by maskedman112331231 January 10, 2022

Dogging

Making the deliberate decision to eat your lunch from dog-bowl-like container.

Want to join for lunch?
Nah mate, I'm dogging with Billy.

by jolof July 14, 2022

Gray Dogging

Blowing old people in public places. Specifically, public places in England.

Bloke #1: Have you seen Nigel?
Bloke #2: He got pissed and was gray dogging a hobo behind the pub last I saw.

by ermaghernet October 23, 2012

guardian-dooring

The act of doing a guardian door in Daemonheim in RuneScape.

Can be abbreviated as "g-ding".

Commonly just referred to as just 'doing a guardian door', but professional dungeoneerers use this term instead to save time when typing.

Player 1: Gtgd, help with guardian-dooring
Players 2-5: Omw

by Duf May 7, 2013

meat dogging

When a penis just passes the flacid state and before it is erect. It occurs when the penis is starting to slowly enlarge, yet still pliable.

The second she bent over to pick up her pen I started meat dogging.

by MilfCity February 26, 2014