doodoo man

A mysterious man who crawls out of your toilet if you don’t flush your shit. Legend has it that it crawls back up your ass while your asleep.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeffery
Person 2: No, what happened to him?
Person: The Doodoo Man got to him last night.

by AmEpic September 11, 2023

doodoo smeared

Being doodoo smeared is a personification of the word in the sense that it represents being high but to the extent that it deletes your spine and causes one's face to fall between one's thighs into the toilet bowl in which they are currently sitting over and in which is full of "doodoo" per say. So, it means you're hella high.

Damn bro your doodoo smeared after one boof?!

by hentaidoujin February 28, 2021

Cyber doodoo

videochatting with someone while both simultaniously taking a massive shit

Sam and Brandon are Cyber doodoo-ing right now !

by Ze Kot January 19, 2010

doodoo files

The different types of poop that you take note of for later information.

Lori, did you check the latest doodoo files to see what type poop this is .

by crunchy maul82 February 08, 2023

chatting doodoo

Chatting doodoo is the substitute for chatting shit when around adults.

Person1:he is so uggo
Person2:stop chatting doodoo no he’s not

by Gossible April 19, 2018

doodoo cruiser

A car that is a piece of shit.

Here comes Fred Sanford in his doodoo cruiser...

by GeneralDD214 November 01, 2011

doodoo devourer

One who consumes a large amount of feces. Used often as an insult

“My dog is such a doodoo devourer”
“Shut you goofy doodoo devourer lookin-ass up”

by cronkulus December 27, 2022