The garden is a very desectrotransitive place
by desectrotransitive November 12, 2018
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Dude, the “deeptionary” says that grass is green because of chlorophyll which is great for my teeth.
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Our boss said he’d been going over security footage but can't discern who pulled off the desecration by deskfecation because no cameras were in his office. Basically without a smoking turd it's a cold case now.
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Get the desecration by deskfecation mug.The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.
GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
by resident alian February 18, 2008
Get the standard deduction mug.The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.
Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "
Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
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DAYUM! This genetics reading is full of depth deception. I honestly don't think we're ever going to use this ever again.
by ASDFneurosci September 27, 2011
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