the crookedest street in the World 

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!

You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.

the crookedest street in the World by Starchylde April 26, 2015

Crooketry 

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)

Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.

Crooketry by Yoncé October 10, 2014

Cooked your own spleen 

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

Cooked cunt 

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

Cooked cunt by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

snab crooker 

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.

He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!

snab crooker by councillor colin kemp February 16, 2005

Cooked Cunt 

A Australian male (sometimes female) who is either high on drugs, or who's brain is deflated due to drugs, found in large numbers at any (mainly) EDM festivals or raves

1: Hey man did you go to future music?

2: Yea dude soo many Cooked Cunts

1: Hey bro you want to buy any dingers?

2: Fuck off daymo you Cooked Cunt

Cooked Cunt by CraigYo999 May 25, 2014

under cooked

not yet mature; adolescent

He still plays video games and rides his skate board. At 26 years old there are signs of him still being under cooked.

under cooked by talk2me-JCH2 May 31, 2022