Critwhore

Term used to describe a person obsessed with getting and increasing their chances of getting a critical hit. Often used in a derogative manner.

Don't be such a critwhore and enjoy the game!

by David S! January 31, 2008

criticalist

When something is really, really, extra, extra fucking critical. Real serious stuff.

Jeff is too important to waste his time on anything but the most criticalist of projects.

by Bootstrap & Hawxey Inc. July 16, 2009

Critication

Crit·tee·kay·shun

What you recieve when someone critiques you or something that you did.

Kevin: Hey man, I think I might get some golf lessons.

Jay: Why man arn't you good already?

Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.

Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!

Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.

by Kentuckysunrise22 June 29, 2010

Critchellites

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.

by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021

Closet Critter

1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet

"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"

"she is a closet critter"

"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"

by megaman21 November 16, 2010

Hypo-critic

A self-proclaimed critic who is especially fond of criticizing anything whilst being hypocritical.

John, "Hey man what's with Greg?"
Jack, "Oh he's just a hypo-critic, just ignore him."
John, "He's always so unmannerly and today he told me I'M rude. The nerve."

by misslyss. March 11, 2011

Critical Mass

When you are physically incapable of holding in a shit any longer.

I was at Home Depot with my girlfriend when suddenly I reached Critical Mass and had to run to the closest toilet to avoid sitting in my pants. Thank god we were in the plumbing isle.

by Ken "the loose canon" Loveman November 28, 2012