crackporn.com

Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).

Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?

Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com

by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019

crackle lackle

To jump someone’s bones and they definitely do it for you

Oh you finna crackle lackle those bones

by Loversclub November 2, 2019

cracklehead

someone who is a bit of a crackhead and loves chocolate crackles

Your a flipping cracklehead!

by yeetman47 July 14, 2020

cracktress

A mattress with the sheets lazily and haphazardly pulled off resulting in a person sleeping on a raw, fully exposed mattress. The sheet is often bunched up, in the middle of the mattress.

“Don’t mind my cracktress.”
“Hey, did you hear about Bob’s new cracktress”
“Damn, I heard she had a cracktress.”

by madebooty April 13, 2021

Crackleberry

When you're eating ass, and suck someone's booty so hard, you snort a dinglberry.

I was eating my dudes ass last night, and got a crackleberry.

by tboughetto April 18, 2021

Crackle

a extensive and elaborate sound a car makes when it passes a speed bump at a high speed.

“Yeah I heard the car crackle”

by 1001889epf July 19, 2021

crackhole

when a crack head absorbs all crack in its general vicinity

there's a crackhole outside of 711

by 711 crack den July 26, 2021