commotion in the ocean

sex on a waterbed

"oh man there was a real commotion in the ocean last night with me and mindy."

by tubetess December 12, 2017

situational comedian

when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.

often inappropiate

Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl

boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.

by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010

Cambodian Rice Cake

The act of ejaculating into your hand and then, with the soiled hand, slapping your partner across the face.

Mike: If she's cheating on you why don't you dump her?
Doug: Oh don't you worry, I will. But not before I give her a Cambodian Rice Cake!
Mike: What?

by Maddox Jolie-Pitt January 8, 2009

cambodian

(n) An act of savagery or brusqueness. A physical attack.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I will go cambodian on your ass!

by xshinex August 10, 2006

cambodian creamsicle

The act of blowing a load onto an orange popsicle so that the semen freezes on, then placing the newly formed "creamsicle" into your partners vagina and screwing her until she screams in pleasure.

Dude, I gave Sally a cambodian creamsicle last week and she was screaming for 3 days!!

by General Information May 25, 2009

Cambodian Deathmask

The act of scooping out/removing a girl's eyes before spreading your scrotum over her face so as to cover it completely.

Warning: can only be performed once with any girl

Sally said she wanted to try something kinky, so Billy gave her a Cambodian Deathmask. Needless to say, their relationship wasn't quite the same afterward.

by teabag boys October 16, 2010

Cambodian Carwash

To Ejaculate on someone and shower them with your cum

Jenny couldn't see after I Cambodian Carwashed her and it got in her eyes

by toymachine0922 March 28, 2008