Mr Crocker

The type of teacher who suspects you of having fairies, goes around yelling FAIRY GOD PARENTS! while switching and bending into weird forms.
Also known of hunting down a scrawny little kid in a pink hat, with weird, evil devices.

My teacher is such a Mr Crocker

by Cosmonopoly May 14, 2018

Wyoming Cooker

Similar to a Dutch Oven but with a Navajo blanket and Buffalo shit.

Last night I was pounding this frat rat and gave her the old Wyoming Cooker.

by TheManagement January 17, 2020

Betty crocker

A short female who has a double chin...and walks around wearing grandma glasses.

Damn look at that betty crocker...what a shame.

by Oreolover69 January 17, 2017

percy crocker

A Cool Dude With A Bad Tude

Damn, look at that Percy Crocker over there

by VanBot87 February 16, 2017

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

Turd Cooker

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.

Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.

by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022

Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009