Clitoris soccer

euphemism for
cunnilingus

we had a killer clitoris soccer match

by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013

mom’s clitoris

Sorry, we could not find mom’s clitoris!

Dad loves to play with mom’s clitoris at all kinds of odd times!

by Scimitar May 27, 2022

Clitoris

Does not exist.

Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?

by dizsy June 26, 2022

mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018

woodland clitoris

When a woman caresses her clitoris in a forest meadow during winter equinox. A partner than rubs off remnants to completion.

It fall ya'll time for woodland clitoris

by psych your way November 15, 2023

Clitory

Like ballsy but femme and fierce

Woman 1: “I took the reins and asked him out.”
Woman 2: “Damn, you clitory, bae.”
Woman 1: “Hell yeah.”

by Clitory bae June 28, 2018

Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.

Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?

by queen_tyron December 4, 2022