Kick the chair

To commit suicide. Such as doing yourself in by kicking a chair out from underneath you to hang yourself.

"Dude, did you hear about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah man, I heard Courtney basically made him kick the chair. It's a shame."

by KDaviss August 5, 2009

Hair Chair

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

claire cottrill

claire cottrill, also known as Clairo is a very beautiful, talented, and precious girl. she is the one who released the album named ‘Immunity’ which you should listen and stream right now. you should also stan her right now.

“name a gorgeous singer with a good song.” - “claire cottrill.”

by ssspace November 13, 2020

lily claire

Lily Claire is such a kind girl with the biggest heart. She is gorgeous and although she can act like a 2 year old she also Is an old lady. Lily Claire usually has brown hair and blue eyes. Lily Claire’s are so funny and so much fun to be around.

I have a feeling she’s a lily Claire because of how funny and cool she is.

by El smith January 16, 2018

chairorism

The act of any unwanted modifications to a chair; usually performed by chairorists.

Leroy: Why is my chair lowered?
Bob: Must've been an act of chairorism.
Leroy: Friggen chairorists.

by Asno667 May 27, 2008

chair pirating

the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.

"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"

by xbridgebridge August 8, 2009

chairoline from hill house

the main chair-acter of the icon series. it’s hard to see her but she’s there. she’s a theo and nell stan.

“isn’t that chairoline from hill house?” - laney

by the velma stans July 7, 2021