Chud-mincer

Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..

"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"

by MC Buff mah dome March 25, 2009

Chewing the Chud

The act of kneeling and sucking the dick of an older man.

Harry was chewing the chud with Albert in the pub toilets.

by Grimreaper_666 November 9, 2018

chud berry

A bloody turd stuck in a urinal

Dude, I was just in the bathroom, and someone left a stinky chud berry in there

by hinz85 May 12, 2010

Uncle Chud

Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.

I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.

by Uncle Renegade August 23, 2016

Chud Johnston

Man who handles big meat for a living.

You hear that new Kid Cudi song . Shhhh I'm watching Chud Johnston and his meat.

by Moopdude March 30, 2021

chud muffin

Jesse James

Man, that Jesse James. What a chud muffin

by sc1991 February 13, 2019

porcelin chud bin

porcelin chud bin is a toilet

"jus going using ure porcelin chud bin mate"

by wammy May 17, 2006