Childe

a mf from genshin impact that just so happened to be hot.
sometimes a menace to society but aren’t we all?

IM GONNA GIVE CHILDE THE BEST HEAD EVER IMMA GIVE HIM THAT GLUCK GLUCK 9000099900

omg you’re name is childe? you’re so hot

by i’mbaldinghelp March 26, 2021

child support

A support plan for a parent (always the father regardless of the situation) to help with expenses of their children after divorce. Unfortunatly, it is based on laws written when mothers could not enter the workforce, and had no way to provide for their children. It is necessary for parents that do not have joint custody, but these days with split (50 - 50) custody, women are still awarded child support, for some unknown reason, and still bitch about it on a daily basis. Along with their Alimony payment, its a potential windfall taking a year or so to plan out. Generally, a child support seeker does this multiple times and ends up having 6 kids from 3 different fathers, and no longer has to work. Of course she is still unhappy, wonders why she is alone, and how did she manage to pick three losers in a row??? To help with her self esteem issues, she refers to the ex towards her children as dead beat dad!. This makes her feel superior, influences the kids (until they get older and realize mom was never anything more than a life support system for a pussy in the first place and never really contributed anything to society other than helping stimulate the economy with someone elses money.) As time goes on, and child support and Alimony payments dry up, they are forced to attempt to enter the work force again, only to find that you can't get a job that pays you to do nothing but bitch and sit on that ever expanding ass watching soap operas all day. Their job experience consist of working at Mc. Donalds when they were 16, and a professional waste of life from the date of marrige to present.

Ex Wife: I need some extra money for the kids Dr. Appointment this week.
Ex Husband: I dont understand. I have the exact same expenses you do, we share the kids 50 - 50, and I pay you child support and alimony on top of that. Then I have to split all medical bills too.
Ex Wife: You are such a piece of shit! Your a loser!
Ex Husband: You are getting all the money from me that you are going to get!!!!
Ex Wife: Why wont you work with me on this? Im trying to communicate with you?
Ex Husband: Sounds like you need to get married and divorced again so you can get even more of a free ride! You have 5 kids, 2 ex husbands and an ex boyfriend, dont have a job, and are a waste of carbon!!!
Ex Wife: Sob, sob, sob. Blah, blah, blah.
Ex Husband: Gotta go get ready and pack for my vacation with my kids and my new hootche mama. Do you wanna talk to the kids?

by Mr. Response February 15, 2006

knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.

Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.

by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006

Woman Child

Female equivalent of a man child; a woman child is a woman who constantly whines, complains, and always has to have things her way 24/7. A woman child doesn't take responsibility for her actions and blames others, very similar to the man child counterpart.

Person 1: "This girl I work with complains ALL the time and is all emotion. I hope she gets upset and quits because her immaturity reminds me of high school."
Person 2: "Wow, what a woman child!"

by IAmManHearMeRoar October 11, 2010

Jews are Satan’s children

Yes they are

Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

No Child's Behind Left

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens

"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

by Submitters of Words May 13, 2011

childish

1. people who are 20 but act like 9

2. people who scream like a little 7 year old girl

3. people who sometimes don't care about their responsibilities.

14 Year Old: *starts acting stupid*

Me: boi, you are SO childish!

14 Year Old: what? what does that mean?

by thatunkownwaffle February 5, 2018