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Service Charge 

The expectation of one's date, male or female, to receive an additional gift of monetary value for providing sexual favors during or after a date. A Service Charge occurs when money has already expended over the course of a date. For example, after an individual pays for an expensive dinner, concert tickets, or other dating event and his or her date expects an additional gift of monetary value after putting out during or after the date. For example, the expectation flowers, jewelry or other gift be provided the next day for his or her sexual performance.
Shanttai: Hey girlfriend! How was your date with Jerome last night?
Lisa: Oh it was great. He took me to dinner at Morton's and then the Bruno Mars concert!
Shanttai: Oh that sounds expensive!
Lisa: That was just the first part. I tagged his ass for a Service Charge.
Shanttai: So you put out too?
Lisa: Oh yea! He owe's big. I can barely walk today.
Service Charge by Eaton Holgoode February 11, 2014
To be really, really drunk. Obnoxiously so, whether amusing or irritating.
"Man, last night you were totally in charge. I'd be surprised if you remember any of it."
in charge by SweetTalker82 October 8, 2009

Ticketmaster Convenience Charge 

the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.
The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."

Depth charge (shit term) 

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole
Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

ghost charge

When a handheld electronic device tells you it has a full charge when really it has less.
Sally: How did my phone go from 100% to 86% in five minutes!?
John: Sounds like a ghost charge.

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ghost charge by MegaPenguin3000 February 23, 2014

glorious charge 

A charge against an enemy army that out numbers you 1 to 5
General: Charge!!!
Soldier: were doing a glorious charge?
General (while running): yes!
*All the soldiers charging were hit by bullets*
glorious charge by oscarnout July 17, 2016