Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

Chapped to bits

When you are overjoyed and excited to do something in the near future.

Sara asked Mike if he was excited to go to the gender reveal party. Mike replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021

Chapped

to be happy/joyful/fulfilled in life/excited

Sam: I just won the badminton competition i am chapped

Jordy: wow lol

by toastysamwich13 March 8, 2022

chapped

the description of excitement/joy or happiness

maxwell: i am so chapped that i won the competition

Cody: i’m so proud of you!

by toastysamwich13 March 9, 2022

chapped

is sherm

yo this mf chapped
factual not captual

by qs_dict April 6, 2022

Chapped

“Chapped” a UK slang term for someone (mainly of the female gender) to be considered ugly or unpleasant to the human eye.

Person 1: Yoo what you think of that gyal
Person 2: Nah man she’s so fucking chapped

by Sorryyyy October 8, 2022

Chapter 2

A spouse or soulmate you find after the death of one.

When my wife died I closed that chapter, then I met Marie and I really feel like she’s my chapter 2.

by Abbeyskiki July 12, 2023