Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.

flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"

by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010

Mom Card

When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.

Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....

by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016

Get Carded

When A person (usually a woman) is asked to show identification of them being of legal age, either for entering a place that requires them to be of legal age, or engaging in a sexual act with an older man.

"Feelin' fatigued? Just gettin' started.
Chillin' with chicks who are gonna get carded."

by Mc Francisco August 19, 2008

V Card

Like pokemon cards. Gotta Catchem all!

just added one more v card to my collection last night

by koochooloo March 9, 2009

credit card

A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.

A credit card is donomic and should only be used when absolutely necessary or in an emergency.

by [e-mail] May 6, 2009

green card

La mica. Gives legal permission to work and live in the US.

If you don't have a green card, you have to watch out at Border Patrol checkpoints.

by David G. Epstein August 8, 2004

AV card

Anal Virginity Card. If you are a virgin to anal sex then you have the card.. if not, then you've lost it!

"Yo, dude I totally stole her AV Card last night"

"I'm sore.. The concert last night was so crowded and everyone was running into me.. I think I've lost my AV card.."

by RedNeagan December 6, 2006