A lulzy term for business card. A doxness card contains nearly all the necessary personal information of a person needed to order him pizzas, catering services, escorts, tow trucks and other wonderful services.
by T3HHYENAS May 26, 2011
Get the doxness cardmug. A person who is excessively frugal and stingy. This person is known to hoard resources and will often go to great lengths to save a small amount of money, such as licking the adhesive off of mailing stamps to reuse them.
"I can't believe she licked the glue off that stamp to reuse it, she's such a card licker."
"I was trying to split the bill with him but he acted like he had no money, he's definitely a card licker."
"I was trying to split the bill with him but he acted like he had no money, he's definitely a card licker."
by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023
Get the card lickermug. When A person (usually a woman) is asked to show identification of them being of legal age, either for entering a place that requires them to be of legal age, or engaging in a sexual act with an older man.
by Mc Francisco August 19, 2008
Get the Get Cardedmug. by koochooloo March 9, 2009
Get the V Cardmug. A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 6, 2009
Get the credit cardmug. by David G. Epstein August 8, 2004
Get the green cardmug. Anal Virginity Card. If you are a virgin to anal sex then you have the card.. if not, then you've lost it!
"Yo, dude I totally stole her AV Card last night"
"I'm sore.. The concert last night was so crowded and everyone was running into me.. I think I've lost my AV card.."
"I'm sore.. The concert last night was so crowded and everyone was running into me.. I think I've lost my AV card.."
by RedNeagan December 6, 2006
Get the AV cardmug.