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Venture Capitalist

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.
Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.
by rocketman1000 July 15, 2009
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capitard

Donald Trump, or one who subscribes to his political philosophy.
Holy shit! I just took a dump that wants to run for office, but that has little in the way of compassion, political experience, or any understanding of what it's like not to be a wealthy white male.

It's a fucking capitard!
by Anomyre May 9, 2016
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Capital

Meaning: the best, the greatest, and better than everything else.
Can also be a synonym for peng.
Person 1: hey bro. My favourite dessert is New York Cheesecake.
Person 2: Yeah man, that stuff’s right capital.

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Person 1: hey did you see her selfie the other night. Peng ting.
Person 2: yah, capital for sure.
by HiroiUmiCara February 4, 2018
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Christmas with a Capital C

Better known as "Strawman with a Capital S", "The Strawman who Stole Christmas", "Crap with a Capital C", and various other titles (as noted by various YouTube comments), Christmas with a Capital C is a straight-to-DVD movie releasing on December 2010 where an antagonist; a Satan-loving, hate spewing, gay-agenda pushing, godless, Christ-hating, evil Muslim neo-Nazi heathen ATHEIST (who comes from a big city) moves into a small town and tries to obliterate Christmas for everyone by promoting tolerance towards non-Christians by trying to get the town's Christians to place nativity scenes on private instead of public property. The small town's inhabitants, who recognize Jesus as the primary founding father of the United States of America, are deeply offended by this sheer breach on their rights to endorse religion in the government, and need to ensure that the evil ATHEIST does not rewrite history nor leave out God this holiday season. In the end, even someone as deprived and sinful as the heathen atheist finds Jesus and is healed by his power.

The movie's completely accurate portrayal of atheism and secularism are one of the reasons it is going straight to DVD and will not have a theatrical release, to avoid Biblical Truth™ from offending the masses.

While there is clearly no debate on the power of stupidity in large groups, there is plenty of debate on whether or not the film is a parody of Christianity, thus putting the context and sarcasm of this definition at scrutiny.
Have you heard about that one movie coming out this holiday going straight to DVD about how some atheist guy moves into a small town? It was 'Christmas with a Capital C' or something, but the trailer doesn't even come up on YouTube without searching 'movie' or 'trailer'.
by t3hb1gb0i November 23, 2010
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Capital Status

Something that is real gangsta or real fly. Something of the absolute highest order. The best of the best.
Wow, did you see that kid's new 2007 Escalade with the clear see through 22" rims. That's Capital Status cuz. Nobody can do it better than that.
by CMCrown July 24, 2007
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capitasexual

Attracted to money. Will have sex with anyone or anything for money.

Also known as a prostitute(capitasexualist)

Not attracted to the same sex.
May be attracted to the opposite sex.
Attracted to money and will do anything for.
You would have sex with him for $100? Man you're gay!!

No, I'm not homosexual, I'm capitasexual!
by Scott Mielke January 15, 2008
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Capitalism

God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.
Capitalism - Taking advantage of poor people since 1776 and also establishing world superpowers.
by Bacon is good August 13, 2015
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