bashing the candle

Of a male, engaged in the act of masturbation .

Sebastian encounter Miguel watching his porn collection in his livingroom he claims...

*Miguel you bashing the candle in my department.*

by urbanboy16 May 7, 2016

bell,book and candle

Medieval tools used in ecorcism (book meaning the Holy Bible).
In current use it means all barrells blazing and using all imaginable devices to achieve a particular goal respectively.

No bell,book and candle will get you out of this.
(From John Lennon's "Scared")

by Alexander Raus December 20, 2006

roman candle

The pinnacle of very dangerous pyrotechnics.

It's fireworks that you HOLD IN YOUR HAND!

It's a Roman Candle!

by A Little Pinprick July 15, 2006

Canade

A Canadian grenade, or an ugly Canadian girl.

Dan was hit on by a bunch of Canades during his trip to Novia Scotia over the summer

by meyguy900 May 2, 2011

yankee candle

1) A store featuring the best candles on the market
2) My future workplace

"Omg is that a yankee candle? They smell amazing!"

by Lindina October 14, 2006

poop candle

A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.

Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.

by one leg out the box January 16, 2012

Candler

Usually tall and beautiful. Has good personality to people she likes but if she doesn't like you you might as well GTFO.
She is a good kisser. Has long hair that she is proud of. Likes to cuddle and watch vampire diaries. Overall a very cute and interesting person. I love Candler

Wow she is Candler let me see

by Candler March 24, 2017