Bad News Buffet

A chick who has nothing good to say about anything or anyone

Joe: dude I broke up with Marcia because all she does is complain

Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020

Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.

Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.

by B Radd July 12, 2007

Warren Buffett

A life pwner. He pwns life according to all known definitions of life pwnage

Warren Buffett is sick man, Berkshire Hathoway was at like $100 a share in the early 80s, it's now at $89,000.

by Gabberngoa August 28, 2008

ass buffet

When a you lick a whore's ass

"How much for your ass buffet?"

by Will January 6, 2005

man buffer

The seat that two heterosexual males must leave between each other when watching a movie together in an uncrowded theater.

Dude, why are you sitting right next to me? The theater's only half full. Maintain the man buffer and move over.

by BigMacUSNA91 December 31, 2007

chicky buffer

Negates the potential for mab-touching-man discomfort.

During our group hug, I was the chicky buffer between Andy and David.

by mcgruff January 2, 2005

buffet

A large group of fat bitches (it is a well known fact that fat bitches always travel in packs).

Yo, that fat sloppy mess is separated from her buffet. Where the fuck are her friends?

by brendogg June 26, 2006