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Bob

He's the guy your wife told you not to worry about. Yeah, that guy.
Bob stole my wife. My wife left me with Bob. Bob can suck my cock. Fuck Bob.
by Bob, you're a dead man. December 15, 2020
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Bobbed

Means a person is not liked very much or there personality is lacking.. cut short. Bobbed. Can also mean not very smart.
I hope I don't get Andy for a lab partner today . That guy is really bobbed
by Peggy jane November 11, 2020
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Bob

Bob is a builder. Builder is a Bob. If this angers you, easy peasy lemon squeezy.
by GayGirlGray November 28, 2020
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Bob

So bob is bob but bob is not bob cuz bob is dead
Bob
by owo dis furry November 2, 2020
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have the skills of Emily and Jennie. Trash at games!
by WeAreHcMz February 17, 2021
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Bob

Bob smells very good.

He goes on walks on Thursdays.

On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.

His sister is sick in the hospital.

I heard him talking to her on the phone once.

His house has a nice 70 inch TV.

He has a puppy named Toto.

I once took Toto.

Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.

I don’t have a yard.

Toto smells like Bob.

Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.

I then ran home.

I hope I can see him again soon.
by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021
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bob's

C: I love bob's. They make me sooooooo happy man.
E: You are a lesbo, lets get married.
by birdy123456789lesbo June 10, 2022
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