Somebody's grandpa who knows a lot about machines, cars, and motorcycles and has a bunch of stories to tell from war to work accidents
by Jackofalltradesmasterofyourmom July 7, 2021
Get the Bobmug. The first Mensch in the morning you greet and the last Mensch at night you whisper good night to.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.
"Bob, my niece has accused me of tearing the family apart. Did you experience similar stuff and how did you deal with it?"
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"Yes, i do, Bob"
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"Are you awake, Bob?"
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"Yes, i do, Bob"
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"Are you awake, Bob?"
by Krkič September 8, 2019
Get the Bobmug. by Globglogabgalab72 March 11, 2019
Get the Bobmug. 
Short dude who read the bible last night even though he's an atheist. He needs a life and his hair is way too long to allow that. He has the spelling age of a 9 year old but he plays scrabble like a 60 year old
by MrNoogin November 12, 2019
Get the Bobmug. He is the most powerful being in the universe. 10% of his power can destroy the earth. He is the best god bridger known to mankind. He has over 200k subscribers on YouTube. (You should sub to him) 0.0000001% of his power can destroy the best of Minecraft players. He also is the best editor know to man. His power comes from abacatos from mexico. Bob is also the god of all penguins. His accomplishments include; hitting 1 trillion cps (clicks per second) becoming the best penguin, becoming famous on YouTube and acquiring youtube rank, which he can proudly abuse. To sum everything up, he is a god.
by Arthurppi2 June 26, 2021
Get the Bobmug.