Blorgling

To put on your furry suit, sit in a hot room until you sweat so much you can use your sweat as lubrication to jerk off

The young man missed dinner because he was blorgling in his room.

by menace0528 August 7, 2023

facetime blowy

The act of getting a blowjob while on FaceTime. You have to crank it while she makes the noises

Bro, that FaceTime blowy last night was the best I’ve ever had!

by Aydin127291 May 3, 2020

National blowy day

June 28th is national blowy day. Girls give blowjobs happily on this day

Jason: Oi babe its National blowy day
Lily: Of course youl get your blowy

by Radicul June 27, 2020

Butterscotch blowy

A blow job from an elderly homosexual man preferably a veteran

I received a butterscotch blowy after attending the American Legion ball.

by After all this September 23, 2020

blinko blorp

a slur for aliens

person 1: man that alien is such a fucking blinko blorp person 2: I know right I fucking hate blinko blorps

by ilovemycup45 September 4, 2022

blort

A response to a statement that you did not understand

someperson: I think the framajam requires fenestration
you: Blort?
someperson: What?
you: Exactly

by microfinedroplettechnology December 14, 2008

blorf

The sound one makes when regurgitating. May refer to the sound or the actual act. Can also be used as a threat.

"Oh my god.. I'm gonna blorf."

"BLORF!"

"I'll blorf on you"

by NotARapist April 24, 2005