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Schlouga de Bloom

Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”
by MF2020 November 1, 2020
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Bot Bloom

When a player of low skill and/or level obtains ridiculous RNG (Random Number Generator) whilst attacking another player in a video game. Bot bloom allows players of low level and/or skill to have ridiculously accurate aiming and/or damaging abilities.

Particularly frequent in games such as; Fortnite, Runescape and League of Legends.
"Yo peep this fucking bot bloom, I'm getting LASERED!" ~ Said TSM MYTH
"Any one got a fucking med-kit? This fucking noob had bot bloom," ~ squealed Ninja
"Holy fuck this game is dog shit. Every noob out here killing me with fucking bot bloom," ~ complained Tfue
"AHHHHHH! How is a freaking AK outgunning my Purple pump?" ~ screamed NickEH30
by Vincy_nut_rag_mcgee May 15, 2019
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BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online
He's blooming
by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025
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chamber of bloom

(Unidentifiable, but I’ve suspicions)
A chamber of uses in which to have sex with someone.
Specifically entitled in a manga, of which leads into the idea of (someone) taking (someone) to a specified place/room (etc.) to have sex.
“Meet me at the chamber of Bloom, I will wait for you there.”
by sorrower July 9, 2023
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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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super bloom

when ur dick is as hard as a rocket and u fuck a bitch and she screams her lungs off
i gave my gf a super bloom and she wouldnt shut up
by diggity21 September 18, 2018
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Max Bloom

He looks like Max Bloom
OMG WTF YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022
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