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Crunchy mum bits

Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum
"I went down on your Mum last night. Talk about crunchy mum bits."
by Purple Squishy February 10, 2010
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tits pits and naughty bits

A quick shower or rinse of your pits, under-boob, and grundle when you're in a hurry.
I just worked out and my date was almost ready to pick me up. I only had time to shower my tits pits and naughty bits! He said later my box smelled like Axe Body Spray.
by The Gilles March 4, 2014
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Blissfield

The most boring waste of space on earth. Nothing there besides antiques and sluts. However, if you blink, you'll miss this spec on the map. The only point of going there is to drive through to get to bigger and better places.
-I was driving by Blissfield, blinked, then I was out.
by Aubreykilljoy57 October 4, 2011
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blissed out

When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.
Wow, he's ALL blissed out after falling off that building and landing on thar car hood!
by LonePooper February 3, 2018
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Tittles and Bits

To have a dog-like addiction to tittles.
Damn, that girl had some nice tittles! I thought I was going to go Tittles and Bits!
by Seth Einus November 17, 2007
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nig bits'

when a darkie serves you chocolate tim bits from tim hortons
"why did that white bitch eat all the nig bits'??!
by jesus ezequil jesus February 26, 2009
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Jiz Bits

a mans balls and ball sack, nuts, balls, love lumps.
lick my jiz bits, ow my jiz bits hurt, dont look at my jiz bits
by mysterio44 May 2, 2006
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