Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man is a 67 year old mother fucker who slaps the shit out of tough guys.

Did you see that dead black guy in the street? I think Epic Beard Man killed him.

by the Gnart February 17, 2010

dick beard

When the man's pubic region grows to such an extent, that it integrates with the thigh and scotum hair thus giving the appearance of a "dick beard".

Ruben never trims his pubs saying that "that shits for metrosexuals", he must be proud of his long ass dick beard.

by Obispo September 4, 2006

Briggsy Beard

Facial hair grown by very spotty individuals. The Briggsy Beard serves the double purpose of partially concealing acne and avoiding shaving the tops off hideous pus-filled pimples. Most commonly grown by students and artists.

Why has that little artist grown a Briggsy Beard?

I don't know. Maybe he's not keen on slicing through those vile septic warts on his face.

by Des Lynam's love-gland December 9, 2006

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

Bear Mode

A extremely muscular individual with a high level of body fat. Usually what you see in a strongman competition.

google: Mariusz Pudzianowski or Phil Pfister . a lumberjack. BEARMODE bear mode

by CHUGALUGforme May 24, 2010

krissy bear

a term used for those special people in the world; most likely to be a nickname for that one person who is comforting and the person you go to for help when you're lost. Basically, they're the warmth and shelter you look for when you need someone to talk to.

Random Guy: You should go talk to someone about that thing you were stressing over.

Niki: Yeah, I talked to my krissy bear about it.

Note: Krissy Bear and Teddy Bear are two totally different terms.

by ucantbme219 January 11, 2008

snuggle bear

1. A snuggle bear is someone who is so snuggly and cuddly that you'd never want to let them go!

-"Hey Snuggle Bear, wutchya doing?"
--"Just snuggin"
-"You're so cute!"
--"Snuggles"

by Father Figure 69 August 4, 2016