bead blaster 

The act of removing ones anus beads like they are starting a lawn mower

Leo pulled on Her anal beads so hard she mowed half the lawn. That was a real bead blaster

bead blaster by #itiswhatitis October 26, 2013

turd blaster

A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work

Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"

turd blaster by r3r3.omfg May 28, 2016

Ass Blaster Disaster 

When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.

Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus

I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!

Ass Blaster Disaster by Djish91 February 18, 2019

anus blaster 

When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.

Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster

anus blaster by GhostUser7534 June 22, 2019

Pond blaster 

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster

Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.

Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you

Pond blaster by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

turtle blaster 

The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.

-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”

turtle blaster by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020

Dookie Blaster 

very, nice, large, voluptuous buttocks

Damn bro! Her dookie blaster is crazy.

Dookie Blaster by EtakeYOURchick March 29, 2022