bjorked

Stranded for days or weeks far away from home due to disruptions in air traffic caused by Icelandic volcano eruptions.

Millions of people all over the world were bjorked for weeks in 2010.

by CASIOp April 20, 2010

Borkii

A swedish word for recycling cans

"I'm gonna go and recycle som Borkiis"

by BriefcaseWankerr June 6, 2016

Bork

When it's not quite beef....not quite pork. A delicacy from Cornish meat vans. Bork foot stew being a popular choice among locals.

"Who needs maccys when the meat vans open stacked with bork". " Not going shops I got Bork knee sandwiches for lunch today".

by M7-9 April 27, 2020

bjorn

1.to completely destroy or defeat past the point of ridiculousness.

guy a, "oh no an asteroid's gonna hit us!"
guy b, "planet earth is about to be bjorned"

by dimitrius bjorn November 21, 2009

Bork Bork

From the Muppet character, the Swedish Chef. A phrase used to indicate that someone has just said something which sounds like it should make sense, but doesn't at all.

Person 1: I really enjoyed that movie.

Person 2: Yes, the acting was superb.

Person 3: All I can think about now is gourmet cheese.

Person 1: Bork bork!

Person 2: Bork bork!

by Oysterbaby's Man March 14, 2011

blork

a term "created" by the character guido carosella (AKA 'strong guy') from the Marvel comic book X-factor in the 1990s. It denotes a self-absorbed person that is ignorant of the world around him but is not a "stupid-head."

"guido, is that guy a blork?"
"him? nah, he's a stupid-head, blorks are much more self-absorbed. remind me to hit him later."

by claw27 September 17, 2005

Bjorked Up

This is the result of somebody being way beyond shit-hammered drunk and starts speaking incoherrently or about things that dont make any sense.

"Dude, did you see Chad last night, bruh? The dude was crazy drunk talking to the walls about the financial crisis in Mongolia, bruh"

"Yeah I know, bruh, he was totally Bjorked up"

by I Am Monkey May 25, 2009