benning

To out of the blue ask your girlfriend who you have not kissed yet if you can kiss her yet.

bf:I hate Mr.Smith's class!
gf:I know its the worst!
bf:Can I kiss you yet?
gf:What!?!?
bf:Can I?
gf:Stop benning

by Thisisabadpseudonym October 16, 2014

benzin

as in going for a benz- meaning to walk

guy 1- where u off?
guy 2- oh just benzin

by Laurie Nairn January 5, 2005

Chester Bennington

A Chester Bennington is a sexual act in the style of a reverse Gonzo. Rather than putting you balls on the persons eyes and letting the penis hang down over the nose, the balls are placed on the chest (Chester) and the penis is laid across the face.

Yeah, after I blew my load on her face I gave her a Chester Bennington

by Ronda Arousme October 14, 2015

Chester Bennington

To hang oneself

"I'm going home to Chester Bennington. In the end, it doesn't even matter."

by Rakgor October 18, 2017

Benzinga

To make shit up

“I made $5,000,000 on the stock market today!”
“Oh Benzinga”

by Spectroll September 26, 2022

Benzinga

Fake news; satire; fear, uncertainty and doubt

The best way to make poor life decisions is to read benzinga!

by Spectroll September 28, 2022

Bending the Round

1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."

2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"

fat huge eating weight full unfit Bending the Round gluttonbig stuffed

by Stewy Stew July 18, 2009