simp bender

one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary

"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"

by saouki July 6, 2020

Big Booty Dick Bender

When you are having sexual relations with a big ol' Girl and she is on top and your penis slides out and her big ol' Booty slams down on your hard dick bending it in ways a mans penis should not bend.

Me - Hey dude I was getting rode by big ol' Darlene last night and she bent my unit in half.

Dude - She is a classic Big Booty Dick Bender

by TheCreampieKid October 22, 2016

board game bender

A debauchery where groups of people get together to play board games for a particularly long extended period of time. Typically lasts more than 24 hours or 2-3 day weekend and most of the time is dedicated to board games aside from eating, sleeping or using the bathroom.

Would you like to be invited to Summer's board game bender? We will be starting on Friday and it will be going on for the whole weekend. Bring your favorite games!

by boardgamebender January 18, 2022

bendercake

someone who hates the word the word bendercake so much they get really pissed off when you call them a bendercake

Donald says:Angus you bendercake
Angus says:That's not a good word you prick, shut up!

by donlad July 11, 2009

Bender

An English slang term for homosexual. Used as an epithet for a male who is bent over.

Oi look at that poof Dominic, he's a right bender.

by St0machW0rm December 25, 2020

Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

by CJN2302 March 15, 2019

sex bender

An extended sex spree, or binge, involving a single partner.

You don’t go on a sex bender with your girl/boyfriend, you go on a sex bender with your EX girl/boyfriend, or any ex-flame of any sort. (This person must be someone you’ve ALREADY slept with.) SBs typically last three to four days, very rarely less, occasionally more, and MUST involve travel (usually, and preferably, by air) to a “far away” city; i.e., that place s/he moved after you broke up, or that place s/he STAYED after YOU left. SBs do NOT involve love, or intimations of love, nor do they involve guilt or intimations of guilt. Think “free pleasure zone”.

see also bender

by tno September 7, 2004