bench mate

It refers to the friend or foe that sits with you with a territorial line dividing your and his/her comfort zone. Any violation of the terms with him/her always results in a war.

Jezz man, there's a guy named jack who's my bench mate, and he really doesn't care about my tiffin.

by googoo_cat May 29, 2020

bench sitter

Someone who's on a team, but sits on the bench and watches the best players On the team play the game.

He's not a good player he's just a bench sitter.

by Eva7 May 31, 2016

Benche Doctors

Expert Benche Doctors with a high knowledge of the benche press exercise in which they specialize in. They're high knowledge in this specific exercise will get anybody with poor genetics or a low body weight to benche press an extraordinary amount of weight beyond their understanding.

Jose: Hey bro did you hear about Dr.Bazan the Benche Doctors I heard he's the best Benche Doctor in California along with his assistant Dr.Engel who is researching under Dr.Bazan's supervision.
Lalo: Yea I'm for sure going to jump up 50lbs in my benche within 3 months!

by El Benche Doctor December 19, 2016

Bench Apirro

The spell you cast to summon a bench.

Bench Apirro!

by DECEARING EGOEGOEGOEGO October 20, 2018

Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.

This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023

A Kaulia Bench

A bench with no legs, basically a plank on the ground.

That’s not a plank, it’s a Kaulia Bench.

by Anonymous Citizen September 22, 2020

you a bench

when a five year old swears

(in kindergarten)
why Mrs. Kelly did you give me a c- ya know you a bench.

by Yosniel December 22, 2017