Bald Teacher

A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.

Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”

by sra. cara de rata February 5, 2020

baldimort

A bald fat person

Mr merrit-blann is a baldimort

by The angmering school club June 3, 2020

bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”

by hopey777 July 17, 2020

baldkaeyauwu

my really cool mutual who i appreciate even though they made fun of me that one time

have you seen baldkaeyauwu’s new video???

by toweliesupporter June 24, 2021

Bald Bull

The act of shaving all your hair off and charging into people at high speeds.

"That guy slammed into me and broke my ribcage, He's a Bald Bull!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

Baldastic

Bald people who are fantastic

He is so baldastic!

by Sparkling_Sevyl April 24, 2022

bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022