Bagel~dick

When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.

Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!

by Druusuuks November 05, 2017

blood bagel

When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood

"Yo, did you see Rick? Dudes suffering from a total blood bagel"

by Sunbears69 May 14, 2017

Flesh Bagel

vagina

Megan Fox has a flesh bagel becuase she is a female.

by funGuyNotGi October 04, 2009

pizza bagel

A bagel covered in tomato sauce, cheese and what ever else you can think of and is toasted.
Can be eaten at any time of the day
The combination of a pizza and a bagel.
For our jewish friends.

Pizza in the morning.
Pizza in the evening.
Pizza at suppertime.
When pizzas on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.

Mom go to shoppers and get some pizza bagels!

by ThePants00 February 14, 2006

bagel badger

a person who very strange or stupid

Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal

by pooppopo October 20, 2009

Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

by Zetti March 19, 2009

Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

by Daniel Moger October 04, 2006