vadge badge

the female equivalent of a cock block


(see Web)

"I was spittin my game at that dime piece, and then Web came up and was a total vadge badge!"

by Jeni and Mallory January 31, 2009

sheriff's badge

I drew a sheriff's badge in my pants.

An image created by one's bottom burp that, despite being utterly random, accurately depicts the image of a County Sheriff's badge.

Wow man, the morning after that Vindaloo, I was heading to the loo for a Vindapoo, but didn't make it. I ended by drawing a sheriff's badge in my pants.

by n1b5 August 3, 2016

Badge-ing

"Badge-ing" is an exhibitionist trend in certain trendy nightclubs (Most commonly in California) It involves a woman taking a male patron (Almost always a stranger) into a more secluded part of the club (i.e. bathroom, service area, etc.) and giving him an orgasm (usually by means of a hand or blow job) then allowing the cum to hit her face and top portion of her shirt, then returning to the rest of the club without in anyway making an attempt to clean herself up, wearing the proof of what she just did as a "Badge"

"Did you guys see Chrissy tonight? She's totally badge-ing, she's such a slut!!"

by Corvus Knight July 7, 2008

Sherrif's badge

Slang for anus.
Derrived from the fact that the anus looks like a Sherrifs Badge.
See also "Rusty Sherrif's Badge"

That sheila on that porno last night had a tidy Sherrif's badge.

by TJ Aisthorpe June 21, 2006

Vag Badge

A demerit given to men who put their ho before their bro

Jim gets a vag badge for ditching us to go make out with Sally.

by rickrollo March 25, 2009

gym badge

A sexual act in which a man(or women) craps on their partner's chest and smears it in a hexagonal pattern. Then the partner says "alright I got a gym badge!"

"I love my girl, she give me gym badges everyday!"

by Raffle fragile October 2, 2013

cock badge

Someone who steals the glory and credit for someone else's hard work. Also any cop that you see parked in a lot talking to another cop then you drive by an hour later and they are still sitting there. Can also be used interchangeably with douchebag.

Mike: Those cops are still sitting there talking? we saw them over two hours ago on the way to the store.
Hunt: What a cock badge.

by that one other guy with a afro January 17, 2011