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blind date

A cool tv show that lets us single people watch couples fight or make out.
Dude did u watch Blind Date last night?? That bitch had some fake ass titties!!
by PuNkY July 15, 2003
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blind drunk

the term blind drunk, seems to come from the reference when people did'nt know certain types of alcohol would literally turn you blind.
when drinking too much of a type of alcohol like methanol found in mouthwash can do serious damage.
Methanol is converted to formaldehyde by an enzyme the liver; and formaldehyde in the bloodstream attacks the optic nerves.
the enzyme that converts methanol to formaldehyde also converts ethanol to acetalaldehyde.

To prevent a dangerous building up formaldehyde in the body, ER teams treating methanol poisoning will introduce an ethanol IV drip, to outcompete the methanol --> formaldehyde pathway.

Instead, it refers to a state you can get to using plain old ethanol where, shortly before your BAC crosses over into unconsciousness territory, you lose some or all of your senses, vision usually being the first to go. IOW, you're upright, conscious, talking / haranguing, but unable to see, and not really very worried about it.

blind drunk recovery comes as your BAC drops down, or you get an adrenaline jolt. These are sometimes called "blackouts." The term blackout can also refer to amnesia-style experiences: the apocryphal "How did I wake up here & whose pants am I wearing?". Good bet some blindness occurred somewhere in the part you don't remember.
by krisfromthepastandfuture January 4, 2012
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Blind Sided

To have your significant other, the love of your life cheat on you while you're out of town on work to such a degree that a general test for VD and HIV is in order.
1: Wow, Bryce totally got Blind Sided.

2: And one would think with that case of warts that someone forgot his jimmy hat.
by PDiggy March 18, 2010
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blind ccsided

when you don't know that the person who emailed you also blind cc'd someone else, like your boss.
I got blind ccsided when Allison included my boss in his email.
by Super Jules December 4, 2010
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blind skill

Similar to blind luck, but much more skillful.
guy 1: holy shit that was awesome! how did you do that?
guy 2: blind skill.
by therearesomewhocallmetim December 23, 2008
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blind cocksucker

Someone who loves sucking dick so much that they cannot see beyond its base. They don't care who it attached to, they just love to suck on cock. They are blind to everything that happend around them with the exception of cock sucking.
He walked into a dark room, and found someone willing to suck on his cock. He walked out, never turning on a light never knowing who that person was.

A blind cocksucker can stumble past piles of gold, money and other riches, but all they see is the end of the dick that they will stick into their mouth.

They walk around blind in this world, but all they care about is dick. They are as blind as a cocksucker.
by Theodore R. Hazen February 29, 2008
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Blind Serpent

While doing it doggystyle, right before you ejaculate you pull out and spit saliva on the female's back, when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes
Man last night i gave your sister a blind serpent.
by Pookie Murdock August 9, 2008
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