Australian buttchug 

Where a beer is poured down the back of someone, preferably a female, and the drinker positions himself between her buttocks to catch the flow.

"Crikey, did you see that shiela giving Bruce an Australian Buttchug last night?"

Australian buttchug by Alraune April 29, 2004

Australian Western Grip 

A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".

Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."

Australian Western Grip by Boys Club March 18, 2009

Australian ford forums 

A poorly organised and over-moderated internet forum catering to any Ford vehicle that is not an E-series, owned buy a man of debatable intelligence who also owns a 300C. Go figure.

Complete opposite of Boosted E-series.

"Hey man, my mum went all Australian Ford Forums on me"

"You mean she kicked you out forever for no reason at all??"

"Yep..."

Australian ford forums by Rollin40 May 29, 2008

Australian Rules football 

The most over-rated football game in the world. Skinny weak 'men' fumbling a football around for 2 hours. No skill. No courage. No toughness. No contact, It's called 'Aussie Rules' by its southern fans. Everyone else in Australia calls it 'Pussie Rules' or 'Netball with kicking'. Give it a miss.

Watched netball? Add kicking and that is what you have. 'Aussie Rules'. Netball with kicking. A girls game.

Australian Rules football by REAL Football fan - Rugby League February 26, 2005

australian death grip 

A game played in a bar. A man goes and quickly grabs a woman's crotch and he bets on her reaction with a friend.

I bet you 10 bucks that the blonde over there slaps you in the face if you pull the "australian death grip."

australian death grip by the iceman February 18, 2003

Australian Jump-Slap Fight 

1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.

2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.

1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.

2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."

Australian Jump-Slap Fight by j_dizzle2869 October 21, 2005

Australian kiss 

Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to women. An Australian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but an Australian-kiss is about French-kissing the vagina. ^.^

"If I ever meet a beautiful woman I'm instantly going to Australian-kiss her. ^o^ "
-me

Australian kiss by Dave October 10, 2004