Asswitch

A nickname for the weld chick at the welding supply store

Talk to Asswitch, she can get that figured out for you!

by Weldchick June 28, 2010

assition

When you're in the position behind a girl with an amazing ass.

Guy 1 on cellphone- "Dude, this is a great assition."
"I wish I was there man." -Guy 2 on cellphone

by Dr. Ass September 28, 2013

asspattie

them ass looking better and more delicious than krabby patties themselves

girl, your asspattie looking fine today

by FookSammich February 18, 2014

assitional

assitional: (as • si′• tion • alˊ) Contemporary Am. Eng.; adj.
1. to change seating placement or sitting position; 2. to adjust a seat so one may sit one’s ass down properly

1. Examples: She made a small assitional movement to better conceal her tattoo from public view.; His bum felt much more comfortable after his assitional maneuver.; 2. Example: He gave the chair an assitional turn so his fat buttocks could fit in it more easily.

by B'Doggy-O May 9, 2014

Asspiphany

When a guy that doesn't necessarily care for asses sees a girl that gives him a newfound respect for asses.

"Did you see Mackenzie in those jeans?"
"Yeah. I think I just had an asspiphany!"

by Dielawn October 20, 2014

AssTit

When you have such a narrow pointy ass that it looks like a nipple, boob, or tit

"GUYS! LOOK! Amanda has a AssTit !"

by SheBus Lover May 17, 2016

AssHitch

You joke about someone and It offends Someone and the get "Butt hurt"

He got AssHitched When I said His Teeth were too big for his mouth. haha, He was Butt Hurt.

by Suckdisdiniik November 28, 2016