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Jesus is an Astronaut

The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.
Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing
Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut
Scott: Wait what?
by Dbert71 December 23, 2008
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back door action

Sticking your Man-Sausage in her Butt-Hole
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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The Astronaut

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"
"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"
by JK-RWTD March 25, 2010
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Action Nerd

A person that pursues activities involving both motion and intellectual stimulation.
Check action nerd trying to seduce that lawyer.
by kcr0n April 20, 2009
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Acronymbecile

Someone who uses acronyms excessively in written or spoken communication.
I couldn't understand a word that guy just said-- he's a total acronymbecile.
by wordhackkee April 23, 2009
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Action/Romance

Any film or movie which portrays Romantic Action.
A polite alternative to make veiled reference to an extensive collection of Porn Movies.
Question "Hey Dave, fancy going to see that generic relationship based comedy at the Cinema"

Reply "No Thanks mate, think i'll stay home and watch something from my Action/Romance collection by myself"
by CaughtJester August 27, 2009
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acronymonious

Adj. full of acronyms, symbols, or other word substitutions.
S1: "Let's get to the DMV PDQ."
S2: "You are so acronymonious."
by DtotheT August 20, 2010
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