zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn

by givok April 3, 2024

Zoïnkee

When ur pp is not hard but wobbly

Shi it’s real wobbly rn I guess I have a zoïnkee.

by Cocopopo123 May 22, 2024

zoinked out

Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up

Sorry I zoinked out last night. I was zoinking out in class today.

by saladkids May 25, 2024

Zoinkling

The act of jerking off while having multiple objects inside your ass hole and a rubber band around your balls

Yea dude my balls and my ass hole are sore because I was zoinkling last night

by WellSpankMyTaint March 6, 2025

Zoink's curse

The curse of every GD player becoming a furry (which is good btw)

The origin comes from Kawaqii's "what is zoink doing" video, that explicitly tells that Zoink is a furry with proof

Then it spread to the entire GD community

XxMLGProGamerxX: hi
iAmFX81: mraaawww :3
XxMLGProGamerxX: zoink's curse?

by teteus420 uwu :3333 August 6, 2025

Zoinked

To be at such a happy state after the roots of nature have been visited one comes to a state of inner peace and calmness

"Yoh i am so totally zoinked after the chilled session"

by Muller die Buller April 9, 2026

zoinkybitchybotchy

When something is absolutely shocking, you'll say this.

"Dude Sarah just pantsed me! Zoinkybitchybotchy!"

by herku123 November 28, 2025