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Social Workers

The biggest fucking bitches on the face of the Earth, anyone who ever comes in contact with one should immediately do a 180, and walk straight into the nearest object they see, even if it's sharp or dangerous.
That fucking bitch social workers used me to make themselves look good. I never wanted that minimum wage job in the first place. What's wrong with me?
by Little Izzy January 29, 2009
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migrant worker

n.
PC Newspeak word for non-U.S. citizen who has entered the United States illegally, i.e., without proper documentation and without complying with legally required U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) procedures.

Synonyms: Undocumented Immigrant/Worker, Illegal Alien.
Mexicans who cross the Texas border into the U.S. by evading Customs checkpoints.

"Bob is such a pussy he uses 'migrant worker' instead of illegal alien.
by Anonymous May 2, 2003
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cow-worker

Slang term for an overwieght co-worker
Thanks for the diet tip Andee! I passed it on to some of my cow-workers and they lost weight too!
by tripletap3 February 3, 2007
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Wal-Mart Worker

An employee hired by Wal-Mart at minimum wage (ooowee) to ring in the price, bag it, and last but not least,put away shit people don't want after all.

Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.

To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.
Erica's dream is to be a Wal-Mart Worker just like her one dollar hoe mom!
by SaffeWay December 22, 2008
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wocked

Something (or someone) that fails to perform to expectations - a bit shonky, dodgy, shaky or wobbly. Not very good. Origins circa late 1980's in Central Queensland.
That bicycle wheel has buckled so much that it is wocked!

My boat trip to shore was totally wocked as I became sea sick!
by doug1ness November 13, 2011
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Social Worker

The man or woman who whenever a movie is made about a mental hospital is always portrayed as a hero. In those movies they play the role of the tireless defender of the mentally ill who fights against the system. In real life they are the ones who run the mental hospitals therefore they are the system. Movies are like this because most writers of these scripts have been patients at mental hospitals. Social workers readily accept credit for the good and are even better at putting the blame for bad situations off on the Doctors, nurses, aides, and that ambiguous entity called "The team."
Sally the the social worker ordered Adam the aide to take Mary the mental patient's personal radio away from her because she only earned four stars out of five in Sally's therapy group. Adam takes the radio. Mary the mental patient complains to Sally the social worker about Adam the aide taking her radio. Sally tells Mary she has "No clue" why Adam did that. Mary assaults Adam with a heavy object causing him permanent brain damage. Mary then files abuse and neglect charges against Adam. Sally and Mary both testify against him and he is fired. The local newspaper hears of this and does a story that portrays Sally as a hero and Mary as the heroic victim. The team of social workers who run the institution see to it that Adam gets denied both medical care and unemployment benefits. Adam tries fighting them in court but with brain damage he can't think clearly and neglects his personal appearance. The jury at the trial had all seen a movie the previous night about a mental hospital where the aides were bullies, the patients were victims, and the social workers were heros. Adam does 3 months in jail for his supposed assault against mary and now roams the streets homeless. Sally gets a big promotion. Mary wins a lawsuit against the mental institution and was filthy rich for a short time. A well meaning but incompetent social worker mismanaged her funds.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 30, 2011
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Workethic

What it takes to be in the American heavy metal band Lamb of God.

At the beginning of Lamb of God's dvd "Walk With Me In Hell", bassist John Campbell is standing in a dressing room reading the words of "inspiration" lining the walls and he comes to "Workethic". The original creators meant to say "Work Ethic" but messed it up, clearly. Campbell decides to poke fun at this and says it as one word.
person 1: You have a lot of workethic.

person 2: Don't you mean "Work Ethic?"

person 1: nope...workethic.
by SmotherednGRAVY December 23, 2009
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