Winkle

The act of urinating.

Man, Josh winkled on the toilet seat again.

by Willy Wonkle December 26, 2008

Rip Van Winkle

When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.

"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "

Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."

Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...

by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009

butt-winkle

The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-winkle is to transfer your butt stench to someone else.

I was joking around with my girlfriend last night after the gym and gave her a butt-winkle. Now she won't sleep with me because all she can smell is my ass.

by Trii October 18, 2007

Winkles

A crazy and fun to be around person. The person whether it be male or female loves to party and drink. Good friend to have.

Jack: who is that chick doing a keg stand?

Jill: dude that's winkles!

by Fredbock June 21, 2012

wankelrotaryengine

The fourth word in Lesson 1: Words as prepared by Dr Carl Gruver of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki, to enable people to overcome being British.

(Monty Python skit)

Lesson 1: Words: which of these words make you embarrased?
Shoe
Megaphone
Grunties
And now lets go onto something a bit ruder:
Wankelrotaryengine.

by Mickey January 8, 2005

wonkel

Having a really good bouncy time with friends!

"Hey, bro, let's wonkel!"
"Yeah, bro, let's go!"

by nuu.ked November 5, 2018

wintel

word used by the "fringe" computing community to donote any box using intel guta and a windows OS

if your not using a wintel box now you will be

by major tom June 12, 2003