Wine mom 

Wine moms are like those fun drunk girls you always meet at parties, except now they're all grown up! They know how to have fun and won't let age get in their way of some drunken moments. They are the definition of extra and they're definitely those ladies at the block party getting drunk off of too much pink wine

"hey ladies, I brought the white Zinfandel to the play date!"

"Tina it's only 11 o'clock! This is too funny, we are so bad. Go wine moms amirite"

Wine mom by Thequestionis Whoare You March 6, 2015

wine flu 

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover

When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.

wine flu by snickrdoodle January 7, 2010

Wine sprinkler 

Performing a series of rapid 360 degree rotations whilst holding an open bottle of wine in each hand.

Jill: "Why is everyone we know angry at at you?"
Dan: "They got soaked when I performed a wine sprinkler at last week's party."

Wine sprinkler by The Senator's Daughter February 13, 2012

wine&bag 

when you eat big meal and pick up a girl at the same time

tonight was a great night got a big mac value meal super sized and wine&bag the chick number staring at me as i left

wine&bag by jae-o July 19, 2012

wine trek 

the act of imbibing large amounts of wine while watching hours upon hours of Star Trek

"Do you want to go out to the bars tonight?"

"No I'm feeling like an alchie nerd, I think I'm going to go home and go on a wicked wine trek"

wine trek by UltimateWineTrekker August 25, 2013

wine camouflage 

when a woman wears red lipstick when planning on drinking red wine so as to hide the fact that she's a lush with wine stained lips

That woman is wearing wine camouflage so you can't tell that she just drank that whole bottle!

wine camouflage by winochic January 15, 2014

Wine taste with a beer budget 

When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.

Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.

Wine taste with a beer budget by Colemanusn December 1, 2014