platinum wigger

A wigger who's gone platinum. This can be done in two ways:
1. Sell 1 million copies of a wigger music album.
2. A wigger who is widely accepted by other african-americans

'Yo, that wigger been chillin wit us since he turned platinum!'
'The foo platinum wigger sold more beats than i have!'

by Ball this May 26, 2008

Hannah Wigger

An extremely cool, creative, energetic, fun, hot, but a little crazy at times chick.

There's only one chick who's Hannah Wigger in this bar.

by bosebucks375 January 1, 2012

wigger rap

Its when a white guy tries to rap.

The following is a wigger rap free styled by my white friend:
Damn girl shake dat ass
It looks so good I wanna fuck it.
I wanna have sex with it really hard.
Skeet skeet skeet into your butthole.
Mmmmm that ass you got make me so horny.
Oh yea I'm so horny.
I'm so damn horny for that ass you got there.
I watch you walk and shake dat ass and it gives me an erection;
I have a big boner for dat ass you got shakin.
My blood is flowing into my penis
Its making it hard and erect.
Oh my god shake, damnn, shake dat booty girl.
I wanna take off your pants and then your panties and stare at your ass and jiggle your titties and stick my penis right up your rectum and move it around and ejaculate and have my sperm swim around your intestines until they dry out.
OOOOooo I love that booty;
I just cant explain it its so nice;
It even smells good;
Girllll I wanna toss your salad.
Oh yea I'm gonna do weird things to that fine ass your carrying.
Oh snap I just cummed my pants because of that hump you got girl.
I mean wow I didnt think an ass could be this sweet but that ass you got is sweet like watermelon.
And those tities you got are makin me sweat.
Sweat,
Sweat,
Sweat for those tities,
Sweat for dat ass,
Girl you gotta nice ass and you got some nice tities.
I have a big dick and I want you to play with it with your toungue.
Blowjob skeet!
Handjob skeet!
Normal sex tity sex anal sex SKEET SKEET SKEET!
Evvvvvery night when I go to sleep I dream and dream and dream about you;
About that body;
About that pussy;
About those tities;
About that ass cuz it be so fine,
Fine girl, fine like the sunshine.
Never in my life has my dick gotten so huge;
Its cumbersome.
Its gettin so big you'd have trouble fittin it in your mouth and it keeps on growin.
Skeet cum skeet cum skeet cum skeet!
Right into your pussy,
Right into your ass,
Right through your boobies,
And all over your face!!
I'm gonna make you a creamsickle.
I cream my pants when I watch you dance.
My dreams are dirty just like we were last night.
Havin sex with you doesn't even compare with masturbating to porn.
You look awesome.
Makin me crazy.
Crazy for that ass.
CRAZY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 4, 2006

wigger

A white male, usually one that has had a bad childhood, a wigger usually practices a so called "ghetto" lifestyle often imitating that of thugs. They are often seen traveling in packs with more wiggers or thuggish black males. Their vehicle of choice is often a "pimped ride" which when translated into english means their moms old pinto with tinted windows, big rims, and new paint jobs. They are often involved in drugs, and have resorted to forms of prostitution or hustling as they like to say. A wigger is not to be taken lightly because there is no telling what they have done to get the african american male's respect. I assure you that they have seen them do some wild shit. A wiggers biggest ambition is to become a rapper or MC as it were. Though few reach this status, it is never wrong to have a dream. A wiggers speech is often a poor imitation of black speech or a ghetto lingo.

Wigger- " Yo homey dog skeezy, wat is crackin up in heah?"
Civilian- " Im sorry sir i do not speak wigger"
Wigger- "Dont try to play me like that cuh, fo i split you in yo shit"
Civilian- " I am afraid im going to have to call the police."
Wigger- " Nah man dat aint straight, dont be callin the popo up in here"

This usually sparks a scene in which the wigger thinks he is a "bad ass" and so he runs his "bad ass" to his friends crib and "chills" with his homeys or "home boys".

by Michael Dorney November 23, 2006

winger

1. One who wings
2. Navy, Marine Corps, or Coast Guard aviator who completes the flight training syllabus, but has yet to receive their wings of gold
3. Total bad-ass
4. 80's hair band

2. "I guess you're a winger this week, now that you're done flying."
4. "Winger is awesome!"

by amt May 13, 2005

wigger

A white person (usually 13 years old to 21 years old) that speaks like actual black people do. They think they're black because they listen to hip-hop and rap music. They purposely speak improperly to try to impress people. They wear clothes that are 3 times their size and wear their hats crooked and it makes them look like complete idiots. They walk down the streets with their "gang" and challenge old ladies in wheelchairs to fight them. When the old lady backs down they actually think they have accomplished something and they jump around saying "OOHHHH!! OHHHH!! damn nigga did ya see dat?!? we jus scared dat ole lady!!" But when the old lady actually challenges them, they run off like cowards and then they make up an excuse as of why they ran, and the excuse is always pathetic. A wigger is white trash that wouldn't last 1 day in the real "ghetto" or "hood" They might think they're tough in their country side of town or their suburbs but, they are too scared to go to an actual ghetto.

Wigger: Yo wat up my nigga?

Black Guy: What the hell did you say?

Wigger: I said wat up my nigga?

Black Guy: *SMACK*

Wigger: Wat dat fo dawg? *Crying*

Black Guy: Because you're white you idiot.

Wigger: I came from da tuff streets of Idaho man! Dey all consider me black dawg.

Black Guy: *WHAMM*

Wigger: *Crying* and bleeding.

Black Guy: *Laughing*

by WickedNinja13 December 29, 2007

wigger

A white person, normally male, who has adopted the African American 'hip-hop' culture. Usually starts out by listening to hip-hop, and 'gangsta' artists, but soon falls deeper into this culture. The suffix "igger" is meant to mimic the word Nigger. The diffeence between a nigger and a black man is simple. Black people are normal human beings (who CAN listen to solely hip-hop) that do not try to act "hard" and use uncomprehensive slang. However a Nigger likes to wear clothes that are too big, leave the price tags on their clothing to show how much one paid for the particular item, and wear large logoed name brand clothing. They also exaggerate the fact they are "strapped", usually means carrying a 9 millimeter handgun. Of course the wigger simply means white nigger, as in a caucasian who has the nigger lifestyle. Claiming to have been from the streets, and been with many women, or "bitches". The personality of one such person usually consits of negative attitudes. Such as: speech or actions behind an enemy's back, uncomprehendable slang, spineless, evasive, and weak. 95% of the time one such person's freinds are exactly like him. Most end to have very then light colored facial hair, and wear large chains said to be platinum and diamond crested, however these said chains are usually from a quarter machine made to look real and have no value whatsoever. Most tend to have a nickname meant to make them sound younger, or cute, in attempt to attract women.

Wigger: "Yo young blood, raise it for a true pimp."

Nigger: "You know how we do shortay!"

White person: "Hi Roy, are you going to the bar tonight?"

Black person: "Yeah, I'll be there after work, my career tends to be time conuming."

by Metal_forever June 28, 2006